Weaving In And Out

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Issue 16

Issue 16

01 - front cover
02 -
03 - editorial
04 -
05 - matchday
06 - bolt from the blue
07 -
08 - you're having a laugh
09 - the nutters between the posts
10 -
11 - separated at birth
12 - the key to success
13 -
14 - when I were a lad
15 -
16 - football fans of all teams unite
17 -
18 - weaving with afc dons
19 -
20 - he'll never score
21 - greyhound on a motorbike
22 -
23 -
24 -
25 - weaving with phil wingfield
26 -
27 - world cup totty
28 -
29 -
30 - memories
31 -
32 - back cover

 

THE NUTTERS BETWEEN THE POSTS

What makes a sane person decide to become a goalkeeper? All that flak, abuse and compulsory dentistry. Is it a requirement to be a total nutter and glory seeker, or does it just help? Witness David Seaman after the Brazil game. Is it really worth it?

In my youth, the goalie was always the last player to be picked to stand between the coats. No posts then. He was usually the bespectacled spotty youngster with no mates. The loser before he had started.

Brian Clough went a long way to changing the perception that the goalie made little difference to a team’s performance. Having won the league with Nottingham Forest he announced that Peter Shilton had been worth twenty points to his side throughout the season. And this at a time when a win was only worth two points.

Many ‘keepers are eccentric. Just like wicket keepers at cricket, they probably have to be. Just look at Alan Knott, Jack Russell or Ian Healy. All permanently on the move and all totally barking mad. More habits here than a Franciscan Monastery. Would you stand twenty odd metres away whilst some whirling dervish hurtles a leather ball at you? At least a batsman has a bit of wood to hit the flaming thing with. It is said that Jack Russell even used the same tea bag for the duration of a 5-day test match. Mad or tight fisted? Anyway, this was meant to be about goalies not wicket keepers.

I have seen many goalies in my forty-odd years of football watching. Some good, some bad, some downright crap. Amongst the best ones were Banks, Yashin, Jennings and Zoff. I can always remember the size of Pat Jennings’ hands - they were gigantic. Not so much plates, more a banqueting table. There are of course loads more great goalkeepers, too many to mention here. One of the more eccentric custodians of recent times was Bruce “Mr Honesty” Grobbelaar. He was always very entertaining and kept you glued to the game, but I am glad that he never played for one of my teams. Although I understand that Bill Williams did try to sign him for the K’s. Lucky escape that one. Most goalies have been interesting in one way or another, Ray Clemence aside, and have brought their own brand of eccentricity to the sport. There is no doubt in my mind that as the game has changed, the goalie has become a vital cog in the team, and as Cloughie said, worth a number of points per season. Would K’s have survived relegation from the Conference if Steve Farrelly had been fit for the whole season?

So I would like to dedicate this article to the goalkeeper and to four of them in particular. All have been involved with MY teams, two from each of K’s and United (there is only one United so will not insult you all by saying which). They have all made an impression on me for different reasons. They are definitely not in any specific order of ability but are included to show the differing personalities and characters.

The first of these is Brian Wakefield. Older K’s fans will remember him in the early 60’s. Nicknamed “The Cat”, he had a propensity for crawling along his line instead of diving. A university graduate, therefore belying the accusation of nutter-dom, he was awarded England honours having been signed by K’s from Corinthian Casuals (I think). He even scored a penalty in an Amateur Cup game against Callenders Athletic at Belvedere. Fearless, athletic and an excellent keeper. At this time the Isthmian league had a number of very good keepers. Mike Kelly of Wimbledon who went on to become England’s goalkeeping coach; Mick Rose of St Albans who played for Charlton Athletic; and of course the great Alex Stepney from Tooting & Mitcham who played for United and England. But Brian Wakefield was equally as good as any of them. Just a little bit older and perhaps not as lucky.

My second keeper is “Big” Steve Farrelly. He is without doubt the best keeper that I have seen outside of the football league and better than many in it. An enormous man who would give great confidence to the defenders in front of him. The first time that I saw him I wondered why he was wasting his time in semi-professional football. Perhaps his fitness record says most about this, but he was and still is a superb ‘keeper. Shame about his kicking which always seemed to resemble a mis-directed Exocet missile. Perhaps he provided the fuel for the American phrase “friendly fire”. Not the most demonstrative of keepers, but a great assurance giver. I was always surprised when he was beaten. Despite his major cock up against Kettering at Wembley (I know it was disallowed but am still not sure why) he was a magnificent keeper and as much responsible for K’s success in the late 90’s as anyone else.

My third keeper is, in my humble opinion, the greatest keeper of them all, EVER. That quiet, unassuming, red-nosed Dane, Peter Schmeichel. He really should have been named Rudolph. Now the really great thing about writing these articles is that nobody can disagree with you immediately. However in this case I am certain that very few will anyway. When Sir Alex bought Peter, even he can have had no idea of the impact the Big Man would make. Totally fearless, enormous, very vocal and would frighten the crap out of most forwards. Also never ever made a mistake or so you would think judging by his reactions to his colleagues. I know that Steve Bruce in his autobiography claimed that he never listened to him. Well he must have gone to the same doctor as Beethoven. How many points did he win for United? Ok, he has had lapses, all keepers do but this guy was great. He still is and I am certain that Alex regrets the day he left. As Tina Turner sang, “Simply the Best”. No question!

My final keeper is one that I find incredibly frustrating. Undoubtedly one of the best-shot stoppers of all time, but so erratic. Yes it is Fabien Barthez. Kicker extraordinaire. One minute brilliant, next minute making an error for which a schoolboy should be rightly shot. Perhaps a little extreme but you know what I mean. He was rated as the best in the world when he came to Old Trafford. This is not an opinion that I share but he does have some merit if only in keeping the opposition forwards on their toes. It is only a few months ago that Liverpool fans started a “Barthez Must Stay” campaign. But what do you say to a guy that has won every major honour in the game? He must have done something right.

Ok. So there you have it. Four “nutters” that for one reason or another have made an impression on me. You may not agree with my choices and you may wish to argue them. But whatever you think, the goalie is now one of the most vital members of any team. Witness Lance Key over the last season. To all of the goal minders, thank you for the entertainment and will someone please pick up the coats on the way out?

Rory

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THE KEY TO SUCCESS

WIAO, proud sponsors of Lance Key, caught up with the K’s keeper following the 1-1 draw with Hayes.

Lance Key in person is much the same as Lance Key in goal. Calm assured and unruffled, his six foot four inch frame dominates the players’ bar just as impressively as he’s been dominating penalty areas for K’s since his move from Northwich Victoria one year ago.

Considering the youth and inexperience of the defenders playing in front of him, and the off the field turmoil that engulfed the club soon after his arrival, Key’s form has been remarkable, producing man of the match performances with easy regularity, and eliciting ever more rousing renditions of his signature ditty ‘Lance Key is the dog’s bollocks’ from the Kingston Road faithful. Having swept the board at the end of season awards and won Ryman League and International recognition for his efforts, the finest Kingstonian ‘keeper since Steve Farrelly admits he’s never played better.

“The big thing is that I’m enjoying my football now more than I ever have done. That’s a bizarre thing to say considering I played professionally, but I’m playing regular football here and throughout my League career, that never happened.”

Having started his career at Histon in the old Eastern Counties League, the Yorkshireman’s graduation to the professional game often proved frustrating,

“I only got games at Sheffield Wednesday by going out on loan: to Oxford, Lincoln, Hartlepool, Oldham and Rochdale. I was never really given a chance. But I’ve no regrets. I had 11 years at it, other people would give their right arm for that.”

He retired from the professional game at the age of 31, went first to Northwich Victoria and then, having moved to Cambridge for work, signed for K’s under Bill Williams. “I knew there was a good set up here. When Bill phoned me, it seemed an obvious choice. I didn’t realise the (financial) trouble we were in at the time though.”

Under Sedgley’s new regime Key is certainly the elder statesman of a very young side (“I’m twice the age of some of those kids!”) and has been in a unique position to view the new manager’s development,

“Last season Steve (Sedgley) came in and he had nothing to lose. He just had to stick the young guys in and ride it out. But now we’ve come through the financial difficulties, we can see what he can do as a manager and as a coach. With each game he’s getting better. He’s starting to become more demanding. This season’s totally different from the last. Pre-season was more upbeat and he’s making sure he gets the best out of everyone.”

Key is cautiously optimistic about the team’s prospects. “We’re a young side and the test will come if we get beaten four or five nil… but we’ve got to build slowly. You can’t just throw money at it. Look at Gray’s now. They’re throwing silly money at people but they’re not gelling as a team. But we’ve got kids here who will run their backsides off for 90 minutes, while somebody who’s 33 or 34 is just picking up his paycheck. That’s an advantage we might have.”

As for promotion, the answer is typically phlegmatic, “Why not? There’s a buzz in the dressing room at the moment… the first 15 games are important but we’ve started the season well. We’ll see.”

And the infamous song? He chuckles heartily. “I had that song at Northwich too. It’s obviously nice to hear it but I often wonder if I have a pair of bollocks like a dog’s. I don’t know. I’m hoping it means I’ve done quite well.” I think we can safely assume it’s the latter.

Taimour

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WHEN I WERE A LAD

I suppose you could say I had a bit of a deprived childhood. Apart from and the odd celebrity XI match, and a couple of England Schoolboy internationals at Wembley, where now I think about it I did see a very young Peter Shilton in goal, my younger years were mostly bereft of watching live footie, writes A Krinkly.

Mind you my first memory of K’s goes back a fair way. I used to be a regular at the Saturday morning Surbiton Odeon flicks, and was rather surprised on rolling out into the glare one day to find the place swarming with red and white scarves all heading for the station. Kingstonian on the way to Wembley I was informed, playing Hendon in something called the Amateur Cup Final, and I didn’t even know it was on!! Luckily in those days the Cup was still considered important enough to have the second half televised live, so I was able to watch the Hooped Wonders chucking the match away in the last few minutes. I wonder if I would have caught the bug sooner if they HAD held on to that one goal lead?

I was aware of the divine game of course; I can still remember feeling genuine shock and sadness on hearing the names of the Busby Babes lost in the Munich Disaster. Also, the year before K’s Wembley appearance, I had chosen Luton in the 1959 Cup Final, SIGH, an affliction I suffer from to this day! Indeed, I stuck with the Hatters all the way down to the basement during my time at Fleetwood Secondary in Chessington, and suffered purgatory because of it. Those Spurs fans were SO ARROGANT in the early 60’s, I can’t think why. My suffering was alleviated to a degree though, by jumping on the burgeoning Chelsea bandwagon at school. In those days the Pensioners were still a fan-orientated club, and many years from becoming the corporate business we now see.

It wasn’t until I started work in 1965 that I finally got smitten. K’s were playing Fulham at Richmond Road in the London Challenge Cup. I had nothing better to do that evening so why not? One look at those Hooped shirts running rings around their ‘betters’ was enough, 1-0 WOW that was it, what HAD I been missing all those years?

They drew Spurs away in the next round, and although I didn’t go, I remember they came very close to dumping them out at White Hart Lane. There was no way I was going to miss THAT replay; I even acquired a snazzy new woollen red/white scarf for the occasion. Richmond Road was PACKED, and by the end of the evening Spurs knew they had been in a real match. K’s goal in their 2-1 defeat was controversial for reasons I don’t remember, but who cares, it stood, what a night!

Over the coming months, I rapidly became acquainted with many of those exotic clubs then in the Isthmian League, Corinthian Casuals, Wealdstone, Enfield, Dulwich Hamlet, to name just a few, oh yes and those denizens of Gander Green Lane!

Well, that was it I was totally hooked, and it wasn’t long before I also started visiting Stamford Bridge. It would still be more than another year though, before I ventured on an epic 714 Green Line trek from the White Hart in Chessington to Luton. Only to find (on discovering the bus time table had lied) that it was lot easier and quicker to do it via Kings Cross!

Looking back now I am very glad I got hooked when I did, that K’s team of 65/66 were really something. Wakefield in goal especially, his nickname (tank) was wonderfully appropriate, a brilliantly skilled ‘keeper, he would gather the ball safely to his chest and just stand there letting attackers BOUNCE of him, it was a joy to watch.

Finally that snazzy scarf, I still have it, and what a wonderful history it has. Many memorable (and many not so) K’s matches, cheering North Shields on to Amateur Cup victory against Sutton, and all five Chapple Trophy finals.

It’s greatest moment though, was being worn and waved with immense pride in the right hand standing area beside the tunnel at Wembley on 30th July 1966.

A Krinkly

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WEAVING WITH AFC DONS

WIAO met Ivor Heller, Commercial Director of AFC Wimbledon, following their opening two games at Kingsmeadow.

 

WIAO: How have your first few days at Kingsmeadow shaped up?
Heller: Today (at home to Cove) was a dream day. We had 3500 people here, but no problems at the turnstiles, no problems at the bars, everything went really smoothly. We’re very grateful to Kingstonian for having us here and we hope and pray we’ll have a very good relationship. I actually feel really sorry for you guys just waiting for your season to start. It’s a disaster what’s happened here.

WIAO: When did you find out the capacity had been reduced?
Heller: The week before unfortunately. We always thought it was 5000 because the police said they didn’t want any more than that. We had to turn away over a thousand fans last week.

WIAO: Is promotion a realistic aim this season?
Heller: Absolutely. We do want promotion. If we wanted to buy our way through this league, we could. We are a cash rich club, but that’s not the right way to do it. You’re not going to build the club on sound principles that way. It may turn out foolish but we’re not going to throw money at something just because we can.

WIAO: What’s the best thing about returning to non-league football?
Heller: You can get drunk with the players! The whole social aspect. Going to football for a day for a non-league game is an event. Going to football in the Football League can be purgatory. You get to the ground, you get shepherded somewhere and sit in your little pen, and then you leave immediately and go home the safest and quickest way you can. Here you get to the ground about 11am, have a few drinks, and can mix with the other team’s fans, if you can find any in our case.

WIAO: AFC Wimbledon’s story is a remarkable one. It’s structure is particularly interesting.
Heller: Yes, all the people on the board are elected by the fans. The fans can get the board thrown out through a vote of the (1800 strong) Don’s Trust. There’s no salaries for anyone on the Board. Not one penny. This is what fans everywhere should be doing, forming themselves into trusts. You’ve got fans who have the expertise to help out. All they really need to do is be asked, but asked in the right way by people who want to take the club forward.

WIAO: Obviously Kingsmeadow is only a temporary home. What are your future plans?
Heller: We need £12 million to go back to Plough Lane. That’s just to buy the land. Realistically that might be a bridge to far, but we’ll have a crack at it. Plough lane was sold from beneath our feet. We had no chance to fight that. If you had to ask me who the real villain of the piece was, I’d have to say Sam Hamman. But here it feels more like Plough Lane than anywhere we’ve been since and that’s because the atmosphere is so good.

WIAO: Is there any residual sympathy for those left at ‘Franchise FC’?
I think some of the players would still get some respect amongst the fans. But what’s gone on is an abomination to football. It would be like moving Kingstonian to Slough. Ours is worse than that. It’s bloody Milton Keynes.

WIAO: Kingstonian have long suffered from poor crowds. Is it fair to say that the leafy suburbs of South West London are not football areas?
Absolutely not. There’s no if’s or but’s about that. It’s all a question of going out in the community and making yourselves a focal point. That’s how we’ve done what we’ve done. The whole club needs to act as one.

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“AND IT COMES TO ELVERSON…”

The quest is over… Saturday 13th April 2002, about 4.28pm, Kingsmeadow Stadium.

To most of the people in K’s biggest crowd of the season (01/02), Matt Elverson’s headed goal might not have meant much apart from putting the K’s 2-0 up in what was no more important than a routine league fixture. The fact that it was against a strong Aldershot side meant it had a little more substance, but apart from that it was a goal that will probably confined to dusty pages of the history books. It will never go down in any list of K’s greatest goals. The fact that the close-range header from a corner went off both posts before going in still wouldn’t make it a more noteworthy goal than even the other one on the day (by Ball). Yet to the few (once numbering double figures) who almost hero-worship the man this was a very significant and special moment.

Way back in the aeons of time, whilst half of the current K’s team were still kicking a ball around at junior level, a bet was laid by Simon Bell (in fact it was so long ago that even he was still kicking a ball around a school playground) that Matt Elverson would NEVER score for K’s with his head. This seemed a decent bet at the time considering his past efforts, such as one particular Easter Monday at Molesey when Eddie Akuamoah ran past about the whole defence and drew out the ‘keeper only for Elverson to produce a brilliant defensive header over the bar. We went on to win the game 2-0 but that moment instilled enough confidence in Simon to produce such a statement. As his K’s career came to an end, the former captain’s cult status somewhat drained, he popped up for Carshalton in a Surrey Cup semi-final replay to produce a similar miss and on the way out Simon boasted about his prediction.

Come late last season there were rumours doing the rounds that Steve Sedgley had signed Elverson for a return to the club, but they seemed almost bizarre enough to ignore, until he did turn up in the hoops once again. Simon was reminded about his bet, though he continued to dismiss the threat with a swagger. After the shambles at Croydon, Elvo was unfortunate to see one power-header strike the bar and another cleared off the line (even if the line the officials were apparently using was the one dividing lanes four and five on the athletics track around the pitch). That was it, we thought. It was just never destined to happen. But all those efforts just proved to be sighters…

Come the Aldershot game, Elvo needed a super-special header, and so it proved to be as he rose like the proverbial Salmon to head against… the post! Alas it was a very special day indeed for the rebounding ball was to roll along the line to hit the other post and eventually in. Quite justly the goal turned out to be the winner. Celebrations all round then - apart from up in Sheffield where arguably Matty’s biggest fan, Ollie, had missed the moment. Yet the smile was no doubt there not long after the goal as such news does travel very fast indeed.

Rich

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WEAVING (MORE LIKE DOUBLE-STEPOVER-NUTMEGGING) WITH PHIL WINGFIELD

"I am not going to say anything against Sutton, but I definitely prefer to play for K’s"

K’s legend Phil Wingfield kindly agreed to talk to WIAO about his K’s career(s), that goal at Bristol City, his experience at "the other Surrey club" and duck-walking.

WIAO: This is your fourth spell here, so why did you come back this time?
PJ: Steve Sedgley! He asked me to come back he wanted me to come back. But to be honest it wouldn't have mattered who asked me I would have come back. But I think Steve is a very good coach that was the main reason.

WIAO: You’ve played for Farnborough, and Hayes...
PJ: Originally I came here from Walton before going back and then onto Hayes. After returning to K’s I moved onto Farnborough before coming back again. A similar pattern followed with Sutton.

WIAO: I want to talk about Sutton. How was it playing AGAINST K’s?
PJ: It was really weird especially as I had just left. K’s fans chanting mine and Eddie’s (Akuamoah) names felt a bit odd. I did enjoy it there as they are nice people and it’s a nicely run club. I’m not going to say anything bad about them.

WIAO: You’re not supposed to be nice about them...
PJ: To be fair, they gave me an opportunity when I wasn't getting a game here but I definitely prefer to play for K’s.

WIAO: How did the move come about? Was it your decision or did Sutton come in for you?
PJ: It was my decision to leave here as at the time I just felt that I had a better chance of playing first tam football there.

WIAO: Was that to do with your injuries and finding it difficult to regain your place?
PJ: Mainly yeah. At that time it was difficult to get a run in the team and the finances at the time were difficult so I felt that it was the best thing for me to do.

WIAO: Obviously you had seen people like Colin Luckett released. Were you worried that the same could happen to you one day?
PJ: It was half footballing and half money really. I had it in my mind that I was only going to stay at Sutton until the end of the season, and being midway through the season it was difficult to find a club. Most had already filled their budget allocations and Sutton were the first club that gave me an opportunity.

WIAO: Just talk us through the highs and lows of your K’s career?
PJ: Obviously the major high was scoring at Bristol City and being involved in the whole cup run was fantastic. The low was definitely missing out at Wembley through injury.

WIAO: You were part of the squad though
PJ: Yeah but the final is the be-all and end-all of it. If you don't play in the final then the rest of it pales into insignificance. I was just getting over it as well - thanks for bringing it up! (Laughs)

WIAO: You’ve scored a lot of goals, but are there any particular favourites?
PJ: Bristol City was a good one. Going back a while I got one at Aylesbury where I then did the duck walk to celebrate – something I think the fans appreciated. That was after they knocked us out of the FA Cup six or seven years ago. Every time I score for K’s it’s a good feeling.

WIAO: And you have been in good goalscoring form pre-season…
PJ: I‘m pleased with getting four goals and am making sure that I get into the box at every opportunity. The ball just seems to be attracted to me at the moment. Maybe I’m a bit calmer with my finishing than I was when I was younger. Long may it continue…

WIAO: Here’s one to get you thinking - name an all time K’s XI you’ve played with.
PJ: Good question... I may have to think about that one. There are obvious candidates - Steve Farrelly in goal, Matt Crossley in defence, Geoff Pitcher and Eddie Akuamoah in midfield and Dave Leworthy up front. It would be more or less the team that went to Wembley. Colin Luckett, Tarkan Mustafa, Gary Patterson. Who’ve I missed - that’s nearly a whole team…

WIAO: Would you put that two-year Conference stint with us as the biggest achievement of your career?
PJ: I would say so. We’ve had good fun and some great results. Some big wins away from home, in the FA cup at league grounds, but also on our league travels too. At one point we were top of the league. We ended up finishing fifth, which was a superb achievement for a club of this size who just over five years ago were struggling in the Ryman (Diadora) League to go up to the Conference and to win the trophy twice.

WIAO: Can you see this club getting back to that level?
PJ: I think so, but it’s all down to money at the end of the day. It doesn't matter how brilliant Steve Sedgley is as a coach, he still needs a bit of financial help to get back up there. Who knows, it all depends on the owners and how much money they are prepared to throw at it.

WIAO: There are a lot of young players who would you say is one for the future?
PJ: They all have potential - Liam Collins, Greg Ball, James Pinnock etc - they may well catch the eye this season.

WIAO: What are your hopes for the season?
PJ: To finish as high as possible in the league and to score as many goals as I can.

WIAO: What would be a realistic finish do you think?
PW: Top 8 perhaps and a decent cup run. Three or four games in the FA Trophy would be nice too. Who knows?


WIAO would like to thank Wingers for his time.

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MEMORIES

Every season there’s a handful of matches that stick in my memory as good games/days, for numerous reasons. Over the last five seasons, I’ve seen an average of just under 100 matches a season (yeah, yeah, get a life...), yet without straining my mind or looking through old programmes, I’d struggle to name more than a handful of games each year. If I’m working by Homer Simpson’s theory; “Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my head”, then I’ve already used this season’s quota of memorable matches, so I might as well stop going. But I doubt that’s going to happen.

My first game, and first memorable game, this year was at gangrene lane to watch the newly formed AFC Wimbledon playing their first ever match. Sutton won 4-0, but as everyone kept telling me, it “wasn’t about the score”. I wonder whether the same would have been said if the “Real Wimbledon” had won. A good day was had, despite Sutton charging £8 entrance for a game between two non-league sides.

The next few games prove my original point. I remember we played a lot of games at home, and I remember beating league teams, but I’m struggling to remember who we beat by what. Watford 2-1?

Next in the memory bank is Hastings away. For anyone who didn’t make the trip, it was a good’un (sort of). The ground was literally next door to St. Leonard’s FC. They must really hate each other to not even share facilities. No official linesmen turned up, so two Hastings officials did the job. They were qualified, it was claimed. This was also the match where we found out about our suspension. Like most people, I have a good ‘grudge memory’, which is why it will be a long time before I forget the “going bust” chants of the Hastings fans. I am a firm believer in ‘what goes around comes around’. And then Jonesy scored in the last minute to win it. A memorable day.

Just before going on holiday I managed to fit in our game away to Walton. We lost, but it brought back memories of that great night in our promotion-winning season. That was the match when people started to believe that we could do it.

On holiday I managed to get to see a team and ground that I have always wanted to, and a lot earlier in my life than I thought it was going to happen. 14/08/02, Champions League 3rd Qualifying Round 1st Leg, Barcelona vs. Legia Warsaw, Camp Nou. This was, by far, Barcelona’s smallest match of the season, yet they managed to draw 70,000 fanatically fanatical fanatics to the game, paying anything from 40-100 euros each. Amazing. The ground, the atmosphere, the crowd, the team and the game were all stunning. If anyone ever gets the chance to go, do it. The team is about a lot more than football, it really is a way of life. To say they are very proud of their Catalan roots is an understatement. Football rivalries is a subject that interests me, and Barcelona are an interesting subject team, their biggest rivals being not the local teams, but Real Madrid who, in Barca’s eyes, symbolise everything that was bad about the old Spanish regime. It is a political as well as a football hatred.

Kingstonian Reserves was never going to get me going the way Barcelona did, unless it was the day after the CVA had been passed, K’s had a future and Crawley Town Reserves were coached by Francis Vines. Amazingly, all three of these were true. Sad though it may be, I did feel very excited walking up Jack Goodchild Way for this game. In my mind we were going to walk this game, we played what was to become our first team, easy. But we lost.

Continuing my collection of football derbies, I managed to get tickets in the United end for the first Sheffield derby of the season at Hillsborough. I’ve sat in the away end at Hillsborough a few times, and never enjoy the experience. The main structure of Leppings Lane has not been changed at all since the Hillsborough disaster. When I turned to look behind me, all I could picture in my mind were the photos I’ve seen of people being pulled up that wall to avoid the crush. I can’t believe that stand still exists, especially with the money Wednesday have put into the other parts of their stadium.

Unsurprisingly, United and Wednesday really do hate each other. With a passion. The match was dominated by United, but as is always the way, lucky Wednesday managed to score with their only two chances. Although annoyed at the ribbing they would be receiving on Monday morning, the United fans were not too disheartened by the loss. After all, they could go home and hold their heads up high because they are ‘Blades’.

By now the Ryman League had lifted our suspension, so once again I was very excited at returning to Kingsmeadow, for what would ordinarily be a nothing game. The final slot in my memory so far for this season goes to Grays Athletic at home. At last, the light at the end of the tunnel had been reached. We were actually playing a game, as Kingstonian. The crowd wasn’t the biggest, but everyone was in high spirits and there was a good atmosphere created, especially in the first half under the roof. Dave Clarke finally scored a competitive goal, we won and there are already four teams below us in the league!

So what now? Is my memory bank full, or will I have to start cramming? By the end of the season, will I still remember these games? I hope so. I better get started on teaching myself how to remember more, I’ve still got the return Sheffield derby, several England matches and K’s promotion and Trophy double to look forward to.

Ollie

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